Naked college locker room

Gym designers have rid locker rooms of the gnarly shower curtains, trading them in for sexy glass escape pods. They have made bathroom stalls ever more private. Comfy couch corners, Wi-Fi and lockers with built-in locks have gone from swank options to standard issue. But gyms are still unable to provide the one thing younger men in particular seem to really want: a way for them to shower and change without actually being nude. Each day, thousands upon thousands of men in locker rooms nationwide struggle to put on their underwear while still covered chastely in shower towels, like horrible breathless arthropods molting into something tender-skinned. They writhe, still moist, into fresh clothes.

Jessica Tom am, Dec 11, This is what my friend Justin told me in high school. Of course, he is right. Which of course brings us to the most heavily nude area of Yale University — the locker rooms. He had been around.

By Mindy Cameron. HEY, wait a minute. Time out.

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